Saturday, November 23, 2013

Austin, TX (and Surrounding Area) – March 2002 (Part One; Post Cards from the Edge of Insanity)


ARRIVAL IN AUSTIN AS SXSW ENDS

In many previous instances, I’d take my vacation and hang out with Brian because he didn’t live in the same area I did, so it was nice to get away from home.  Other people I knew from college or online weren’t local (meaning within a reasonable driving distance), and it’s not cheap to fly.  Now that I was back at college taking classes part-time (in addition to my full-time job), available money was still tight.  Brian had moved to Austin the previous November to become Chaz’s house-mate (who had gone down about a year-and-a-half before that).  So when Brian invited me to fly down, I figured I could swing the cost this one time.  Considering the sequence of classes I was looking at doing (to increase my marketability to potential employers), I’d be in college for a bit, and didn’t expect I’d be able to swing any other trips like this for awhile.

I scheduled this visit to happen on the week of “spring break,” and coordinated that time with my job.  It just made sense to have both happen at the same time (as opposed to being off from class one week and still going to my job, and vice versa).  Travel arrangements were made through AAA (as that’s why I have a membership).  The only available flights were real early in the morning, or at noon.  I opted for noon, even though it meant I’d be having dinner during layover, and arriving in Austin at 11 pm.  Yeah, I was going to blow one whole day of my vacation in travel, and that was just getting there.

Many times I’d gone to the airport to pick someone up or drop them off, and I’d be able to escort them to the gate (or be there waiting for them, whichever the case was).  Now with new security measures, it was weird once I’d gone through the checkpoint, the airport was pretty barren.  The only people beyond the security gate were ticket passengers, and there still weren’t a lot of people flying in this post-9/11 world.  I had to chuckle when I thought back to some of the items people considered their “carry-on” only a year ago (specifically seeing a hockey stick and a freakin’ huge white pumpkin come to mind).

My layover was in Atlanta, and I used the opportunity to stretch my legs and explore the airport.  I also used it as part of a practical joke (more on that below).  It was interesting that the book I happened to be reading (Wild Cards, Volume 6: Ace in the Hole) was set during the 1988 Democratic Convention in Atlanta.  I didn’t choose that time to read that particular one, but that’s just where I happened to be where I was in reading the series.

The flight from Albany to Atlanta was about half-full, and the flight from Atlanta to Austin was less than a quarter-full.  A plane which could normally hold a hundred-something people had only a fraction of that.  I spent a lot of time looking out the window to see the city lights over the dark country.  Delta had assigned seats, and the guy across the row looked like he didn’t care to fly much.  He kept holding his head like it was going to explode.  I just hoped he didn’t hurl.

So once I exited the gate to baggage pick-up, Brian and Chaz were there waiting for me.  We drove up from the airport into downtown, so they could show me the hysteria of the final night of this music conference which had been going on all week in the city (something called “South By South West”).  As we got closer to the city, I looked across at the skyline, and liked how some of the edges of the taller buildings had some lights to enhance their outlines.  Leaving the highway, we dipped down to street level, and drove past a bunch of clubs and bars which had masses of people gathered around.



It was a Saturday evening nearing midnight, so the revelry wasn’t anywhere near dying down yet.  I was bushed, as sitting all day in travel somehow is draining.  Chaz asked if I wanted to check out any clubs, and I had no desire at this point.  I did get excited when we passed a Goth-looking place called Elysium.  As I was running two Vampire: The Masquerade campaigns back home (and “Elysium” is the name for the havens where the bloodsuckers hang out to be safe from normal humans), that got me really excited.  I said I wanted to go back and check this place out at some point this week.



THE BBQ THAT DIDN’T REALLY HAPPEN

The next morning when I got a better look at the house, and the neighborhood that Chaz and Brian lived in.  It was pretty, and had more trees than I expected.  That made a lot of shade in this suburban housing development.  The backyard wasn’t very big, and the other residences were pretty close on all sides (a lot closer than I liked, but I wasn’t living here).

Chaz had purchased a portable BBQ pit which was shaped like a steel drum (and even looked like it).  The plan for the evening was to grill up some good steaks to celebrate my arrival.  This grilling apparatus had just been obtained a few days earlier by Chaz, and we ran out to get the charcoal for it at the same time we were picking up the steaks.  I was used to the grill that Dad had at the house, so I didn’t think anything of this.  I assumed everything had been all set.  Once we dumped the bricks into the barrel and lit them up, Chaz commented how this was the first fire this was seeing.



At that point, I let him know this was something that needed to be “primed” first by making a fire, letting it rage for a bit, and then burning out.  Brian pointed out that a tag on the grill happened to say the same thing.  The steaks were finished in the oven as the grill was being primed.  We’d just have to try again another day. 


POST-CARDS FROM THE EDGE (OF INSANITY)

When I made the arrangements to spend the week in Texas, the only people who really knew were my co-workers, my room mate (John), and my parents.  This wasn’t by design, but they way things worked out, as I hadn’t seen some people to tell them.  I didn’t tell Pete at our monthly lunch meeting before this, because I saw an opportunity to play a fun prank.

Pete and I are big fans of the British show Red Dwarf, and have read the novelization (which gives some show background).  In the novel, the main character (Dave Lister, who lists his occupation as “bum”) gets drunk one night in his home 23rd Century London, and wakes up on Pluto Colony with no money or ID, and wearing a gingham dress.  At that point, Lister signs on to the mining ship Red Dwarf in order to get back to Earth, and thus the events of the series begin.

I brought Pete’s address and some stamps with me on my trip.  During my layover in Atlanta, I saw there was a mail drop-box within the airport.  I bought a post-card, and wrote on it that I’d gone out drinking Friday night, and woke up a day later in Atlanta with no money or ID, and wearing a gingham dress.  I sent it out there, so it’d have the Atlanta post-mark.  A couple days later, I bought a post-card in Austin, and wrote on it that in my haze I’d mistaken the “Austin” gate for the “Albany” gate, ended up in Texas, and was still trying to make my way home.



Pete told the events from his point-of-view when I got back home.  He said that his wife (Colleen) had come in with the mail, and mentioned they’d gotten a post-card from me.  When Pete asked where I was that I’d been sending a post-card from, she said “Atlanta.  Apparently he got drunk, and ended up there wearing a dress with no ID.”  Pete’s response was this was the tip to a very interesting story (as he got the reference).  When they got the following post-card a few days later, Peter said the story has now become very more interesting.  We got a good laugh about it when I filled in the details for him.  This just confirmed with Colleen that both of us were nuts. 



For current information on the places visited (or mentioned):
            Austin, TXhttp://austintexas.gov/
South By South West:  http://sxsw.com/



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